See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

Why be the dancing queen when you can be the killer queen, gunpowder gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind

perchu:

im alive but only ironically

supervillainesses:

Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all

Me:

dragonpajamas:

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

rosewater1997:

u know when u peel a mandarin to eat for urself and then someone u love is there and like without even asking u feed them every other piece from ur hand…..why is love so sweet and intimate 

itagnola:

kinda sensitive, kinda heartless

2kyla:

Anyway, having a big heart is both a blessing and a curse but the pros will always out weight the cons imo. I’m going to care deeply for the rest of my life and that’s my gift